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Joke of the Day
"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"
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"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."
"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""
"Poor Schapelle Corby, shes missed out on so much the past 10 years. Imagine the 1st time she goes to use the self serve checkouts at coles 'Unexpected item in bag.' ""Shit not this again"""
"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."
"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"