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Joke of the Day

"luke: yoda, i wish for........ your freedom yoda: i'm not a genie. i'm a person like you. i just look really weird"

"I had an Australian ""Kangaroo"" beer the other day It was too hoppy! -Greg Hahn"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."

"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""

"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"

"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"