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Joke of the Day

"London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you up."

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""

"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"

"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."

"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"

"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"