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Joke of the Day
"How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Does it really have to be a lightbulb?"
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"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."
"I own a gossipy parrot... which really says a lot about me."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"
"Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."
"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"
"Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty."