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Joke of the Day

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""

"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."

"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""

"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"

"What do Trump supporters and Flat Earthers have in common? They both hate globalists."

"A Redditor sees a comment that he doesn't agree with... ...and gives it an upvote because it's a valid point."

"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"

"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."

"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"