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Joke of the Day

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"

"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""

"How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She'll tell you"

"What was the slutty nurse looking for in October? A Hallowiener."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"

"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."

"My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know I never met him."

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"I never shower. No hobo."

"Why didn't Jesus' business break even? It wasn't making enough prophet"