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Joke of the Day

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'"

"How do inmates pay for things in prison? With ConCurrency, of course."

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was... ...she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

"HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid."

"I was so embarrassed when I got an erection during a prostate exam. Especially when they found out I'm not even a doctor."

"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."

"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."

"I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14."