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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California? Because it's worth it."

"I brought a can of WD-40 with me on a first date It had been a while since my last date, and I was afraid I might be a little rusty."

"First comes the engagement ring... then the wedding ring... and then finally suffering.."

"What's the difference between three dicks, and the truth? Your mom can't handle the truth."

"Emo Kids: you've seen one, you've seen the mall"

"Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like ""ok who did that"""

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."

"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"

"Girl asked me to rate a girl out of 10. I said, you a 14 cause you so basic."