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Joke of the Day
"What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move? Self-Destruct"
Next Joke
"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""
"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf."
"What if... ...the U.S. government builds a wall to keep the Americans in?"
"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."
"Tip of the day: When there's a will...find a way to be in it!"
"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""
"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"