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Joke of the Day
"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"
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"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"
"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."
"How bad is the economy? Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs."
"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"
"I'm not racist Because racism is a crime. And crime is for black people."
"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"