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Joke of the Day

"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."

"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."

"I bought a nice 12 year old Scotch. Obviously his parents weren't pleased!"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""

"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""

"My Girlfriend is anorexic. It's not going so well... I am seeing less and less of her everyday."

"*Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*"

"Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays."

"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"

"What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living? A bad gambler"