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Joke of the Day
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
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"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"
"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of negative one hundred A perfect ten, but imaginary"
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."
"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."
"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."
"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"