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Joke of the Day
"Whats green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A snooker table"
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"My 1-year-old refused to wear her shoes and carried them around instead. She can barely walk and she's already the drunk girl at the party."
"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."
"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."
"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"
"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""
"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."
"TIL there are 45000 breatharians in the U.S. 44999, # 44998..."