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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"
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"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"What is the proper definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping her butthole you know you are in definitely."
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""
"Damn, just found out my highlighter leaked!! Now everything in my bag seems important!"
"imagine if poop was transparent. I'd completely lose my shit"
"I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning."
"French Joke Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender."
"A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face."
"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"