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Joke of the Day
"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"
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"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."
"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"
"What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean? Bait."
"*daughter reading *son playing ipod *dog sleeping *house quiet *I go take a dump FISTFIGHT BREAKS OUT, DOG'S ON FIRE"
"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"
"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"
"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."
"They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit."