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"TIL there are 45000 breatharians in the U.S. 44999, # 44998..."
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"I like to sit outside Barnes & Noble with my iPad and make caveman noises at the people coming out with real books."
"What do we want?! Redundancy! What do we want?! Red-uhh. redundancy?"
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"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"My dad's favorite joke What did one testicle say to the other? Why'd they hang us.... Slim did all the shootin."
"What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with? He enters Nerdvana."
"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""
"Reddit front page is so slow that it's showing posts from 30 years ago."
"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"