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Joke of the Day
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
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"What do you call a spelling mistake on a map? A topographical error."
"What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common? When they scream they make no sense"
"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."
"What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable"
"If you rearrange the letters in ""Vladimir Putin"" you get murdered."
"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"
"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"
"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."
"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."