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"What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD? A herpepotamus."
"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."
"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
"Ever hear of an Australian kiss Its like a French kiss except its ""down unda"""
"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""
"I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."
"Always face somebody and make eye contact while talking... Especially when they attempt small talk at the urinal."
"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."
"I play in the band I play the circle, it used to be the triangle but I beat the fuck out of it"