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Joke of the Day
"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"
Next Joke
"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."
"Two termites walk into a bar... ""Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"""
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."
"I learned about being sad from my dad. He's kind of a lamentor to me."
"A punk girl goes shopping and asks the cashier ""Can i get a refund if my parents like these clothes?"""
"Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself ""dolled up,"" remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls."
"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."
"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"