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Joke of the Day

"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."

"When I lost my virginity, it was great....... When I finally saw a vagina in real life, it was like meeting a celebrity. I was like ""Oh my god! I've seen all your movies!"""

"What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple? He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy."

"*pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?"

"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."

"What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey..."

"I can't believe carotene is STILL in its beta phase."

"So I thought I would share a time travel joke with you guys.. But you didn't like it."

"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."