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Joke of the Day
"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."
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"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"
"Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher."
"He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey. A time traveler walks into a bar."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"
"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"
"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."
"Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work? Well, it worked with the slaves."
"What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in? A timely manor."
"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"