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Joke of the Day
"Drown that bastard! No mercy! Nana please... this is a baptism."
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"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."
"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both"""
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!"
"- Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked? -No. - Do you want some?"
"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"