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Joke of the Day
"What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!"
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"As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy."
"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."
"A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym. Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn."
"I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?"
"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"
"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"My roommate confronted me yesterday... Do you think I'm a nosy bastard? No! Of course not! Then why did you write that in your diary!"