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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."
"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."
"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."
"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"
"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."
"Every marriage counselor should be replaced by robots... because they take arguments and return values."
"What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!"
"""OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!"" haha, no way losers. I've got things to do. *cop whispering* ""what do we do? this guy is owning us hard!"""
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."