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Joke of the Day

"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."

"Men are like animals: messy insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets."

"What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."

"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""

"I used to accidentally hold hands with strangers I mistook for my dad. It's slightly weirder now that I'm in my 20s and doing it on purpose."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""