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Joke of the Day

"- Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked? -No. - Do you want some?"

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."

"Neil Armstrong said ""One small step for man..."". I would've just said ""OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!""."

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"Friend is going bungee jumping so I told him he was born because of a broken rubber and he could die the same way. He didn't laugh..."

"Being married is like peeing in your pants... At first it's nice and hot, but then it just gets sloppy and uncomfortable."

"The mighty god rode his valiand steed atop the highest mountain.. ... raised his hammer high, and declared ''I am Thor!''. To which his horse replied: ''Because you forgot your thaddle, thilly.''"

"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"