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Joke of the Day

"Gonna try and impress this hot girl biking next to me at the gym by answering the Who Wants to be a Millionaire questions out loud."

"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."

"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."

"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"

"In what circumstance would a fan restrict airflow? When you are hanging from it."

"What kind of education does a horny mathematician impart? Sets education."

"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""

"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"(Mild GoT spoilers) Why is Hodor's real name Wylis? Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout."