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Joke of the Day
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
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"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."
"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"
"Say I'm a man after reading a line I scored a chick I brought her home I got her in my bed Then she said:"
"Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?"
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"Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant? To give their kids a wide birth."
"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."
"I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues"