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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I stub my toe I automatically blame and hate the next person I see."

"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."

"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"

"I gave my girl an orgasm and she spat it right back in my face"

"I plucked my first gray hair today. The lady it came from got so mad you guys."

"If you love something, set it free. (Does not apply to ferrets.)* *I am no longer allowed on the subway."

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"

"Why did the chicken attend the seance? To get to the other side."

"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"