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Joke of the Day
"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."
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"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"
"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."
"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."
"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"
"Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife meat eggs blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife your eggs or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl? The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D"
"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."