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Joke of the Day
"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."
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"What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!"
"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? His soulmatey"
"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"Grammer nazis are the worse. Thank you four you're time."
"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."
"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."
"[at heaven's gate] God: Tell me why I should let u in Me: I've never made anyone look at my baby's ultrasound pic God: You can have my bed"
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""