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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."

"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"

"Is it solipsistic in here? Or is it just me?"

"I treat my television in the same way that I treat my girlfriends. I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix"

"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"

"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""

"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee."