183563

Joke of the Day

"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."

"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"

"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."

"Without nipples... ... Breasts would be pointless."

"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."

"I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes"

"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"

"Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!"

"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."