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Joke of the Day

"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"

"Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come."""

"Elliptical machines are the caesar salad of exercise."

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"

"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."

"My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman"""

"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."