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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I don't know how they got in there"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Three feminists walk into a bar. They look at one another and say, ""Hooray! We've taken over a male-dominated joke format!"""

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"

"For Jesus this was anything but a Good Friday."

"Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge? A : Four Nothing"

"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""

"Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio"

"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"

"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."