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Joke of the Day

"The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks, #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison, #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC."

"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."

"How does a German tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"

"I finally figured out Donald Trump You have to ruin America first if you want to make it great AGAIN."

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"

"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."