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Joke of the Day
"S&M ""Fuck me till it hurts."" *slap* ""Well, that was easy."""
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"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."
"Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"
"Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents)."
"What do you call a duck that's a drug addict? A quack-head."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."
"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."
"2 Indian guys accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine... Both were rushed to hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka."