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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that goes online? An eMoo."
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"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present? Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet."
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."
"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."
"What's the difference between a fake orgasm and a fake Christmas tree? Not everyone can tell when you have a fake Christmas tree."
"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships I guess in HD was not the answer she was expecting."
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday."
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. Bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots."" And the robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""
"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."