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Joke of the Day

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"I'm a tire in real life It's a wheel hassle."

"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."

"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them."

"*throws plate of Kraft Mac and Cheese at wall* I TOLD YOU I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD"

"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."