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Joke of the Day
"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"
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"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."
"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."
"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"
"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"
"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
"Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the ""k-k-k-mart."""
"This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke"
"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."
"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""