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Joke of the Day
"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
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"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."
"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."
"My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it."
"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
"Teeth are always in style!"
"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""