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Joke of the Day

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."

"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."

"I organised a tantra party. Nobody came."

"What's a Henway? Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now."

"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"

"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."

"Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck."

"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"

"I think I have procrastination disease. I'll go to the doctor later."