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Joke of the Day

"[reads chocoholic on tinder bio] Mmm I love chocolate, too [reads workaholic] I work a lot as well [reads catholic] I also am a cat addict"

"5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said ""Not if you were the last man on Earth"" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that."

"My girlfriend has herpes Now it's ourpes..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Thank you, possum, for rustling outside the window when some show about serial killers is on. It really helped with my insomnia."

"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."

"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."