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Joke of the Day

"I intend to live forever... or die trying."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."

"BREAKING NEWS: Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found ALIVE in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for The Music Industry."

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"What did the ocean said to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."

"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."

"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."

"I'm upset. I'm two years into engineering school and... I haven't even started learning how to drive a train"