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Joke of the Day
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
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"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."
"I changed the tranny in my 69 Camaro. Now he has a brand new dress!"
"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"What do you call a mentally challenged feather pillow? A downs pillow."
"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"