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Joke of the Day
"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."
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"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
"Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come."
"Me: I'd like to adopt that baby. Clerk: Sir, that's a family sized platter of Super Nachos."
"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"
"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""