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Joke of the Day

"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""

"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""

"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"

"""I thought I'd thaw a pussy cat."" -- dogs deciding what to take out of the freezer for dinner"

"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"