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Joke of the Day
"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""
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"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."
"I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time."
"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."
"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"And Jesus said unto Peter, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth, and won only a toaster."
"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."
"ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af"