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Joke of the Day

"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."

"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute ? I don't cum when the onion cries and begs for mercy as I cut it up."

"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"

"[my funeral] PRIEST: dearly beloved... *respectful silence from guests* PRIEST: ...and steve ME FROM INSIDE COFFIN: lmao get roasted steve"

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today! Sounds fun.. Dozen tit"

"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"

"I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"