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Joke of the Day
"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It was known for blowing up for no reason"
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like? If the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""
"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."
"[at wine tasting] Hmm yes, very good. a slight smokey undertone. ""Sir, you just put your cigarette in your wine"" Strong smokey undertone"
"A few Turks were discussing where to live Turk 1: Shall we live in the coup? Turk 2: err, dogan."