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Joke of the Day
"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"
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"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"
"I'm beginning to suspect that my boyfriend is not really a ninja & that he moved out nine month ago."
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."
"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"The Church of England rejected female bishops. How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?"
"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."
"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."
"Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? What the fuck were they so excited about?"