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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snow White buy an android phone? She thought the apple was poisoned."
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"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it."
"Use this to start a conversation with a stranger. ""On a hot day nothing feels more relaxing then butt chugging a slushy. Say, do you have a funnel?"""
"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"
"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen."
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."