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Joke of the Day
"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"
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"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"
"I photobombed my pal's passport photo & now they won't let him through customs unless I'm behind him waving my hands in the air like a putz."
"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""
"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."
"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."
"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."
"My grandma is 80 years old, and still doesn't need glasses... She drinks right out of the bottle."
"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."