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Joke of the Day
"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""
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"My dad told me ""Son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind"" I told him ""Dad I'm over here"""
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"The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased."
"I just whispered ""Come at me, bro"" to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I'm in my car driving away from my old life."
"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
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"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""