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Joke of the Day
"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."
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"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
"Scientists discover that Jupiter's moon, Europa, may be suitable for human habitation. When asked to comment Jupiter stated, ""Oh, hell no."""
"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"
"In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!"
"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."
"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"
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"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."