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Joke of the Day
"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."
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"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
"CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out"
"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."
"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"
"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."
"Drew Barrymore is so hot. That's why E.T. is one of my favorite movies."
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."
"What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get? in formation"